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2022 | Abbey Dore, Herefordshire |
Prototyping, designing, building websites Including:
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Jazz piano with PianoGroove.com | ooh.directory | The Diary of Samuel Pepys | Oct Nov Dec | ||||
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2021 | German using Duolingo, Memrise, Lingvist, Deutsche Welle, and Busuu. | Jazz piano with PianoGroove.com | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||
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2020 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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2019 | Barbican, London | Meisner technique acting classes at The Salon Collective | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||
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2018 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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Django Hines | Jan Feb Mar | |||||||||
2017 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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Developer at IF | Django Spectator | Django Ditto | Isle of Skye | Apr May | ||||||
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2016 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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Ansible playbook | Jan Feb Mar | |||||||||
2015 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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Front End Development at Citizens Advice As part of the “Alpha team”, developing prototype digital services. |
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Mappiness chart | Berlin, Amsterdam, Paris | Apr May Jun | ||||||||
Creative Technologist at BERG
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2013 | Twelescreen | Nov | ||||||||
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Scotland | ||||||||||
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Our Incredible Journey | Jan Feb Mar | ||||||||
2012 | Absolute Beginners’ Dance evening classes at City Academy | Oct Dec | ||||||||
London Olympics | Jul Aug Sep | |||||||||
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2011 | Sewing Skills evening classes at LCF | California | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||
Crazy Walls | Jul Aug Sep | |||||||||
Walton | Apr May Jun | |||||||||
Anatomical Life Drawing evening classes at CSM | Jan Feb Mar | |||||||||
2010 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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Today’s Guardian | Morocco | Apr May Jun | ||||||||
SXSW and New York | Jan Feb Mar | |||||||||
2009 | Using mathematics at the Open University | Oct Nov Dec | ||||||||
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Walton and Copenhagen | Apr May Jun | |||||||||
Pretend Office & Septivium | St Ives and ETech & SXSW | Jan Feb Mar | ||||||||
2008 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
Full-time course in Creating Theatre at the London International School of Performing Arts (LISPA) Devised physical theatre including: masks; Commedia dell’Arte; the grotesque; dramatic storytelling; epic drama; acrobatics; the chorus; clowns; comedy and farce; Butoh dance; and more. Also, part-time one-year course in stage combat at City Lit including rapier and dagger, and unarmed. |
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2007 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
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2006 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
Acting classes At the City Lit (one year Foundation course and other classes) and The Method Studio. |
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WhitStillman.org | Apr May Jun | |||||||||
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2005 | Falkland Islands | Oct Nov | ||||||||
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Japanese language evening classes Why not? But I eventually gave up as I couldn’t devote enough time to classes. |
Avignon | Apr May Jun | ||||||||
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2004 | Hackney | Oct Nov Dec | ||||||||
Hackney, London | St Pancras | Jul Aug Sep | ||||||||
TheyWorkForYou.com | Serbia and beach huts | Apr May Jun | ||||||||
California | Jan Feb Mar | |||||||||
2003 | Portrait paintings | Oct Nov Dec | ||||||||
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Creative Technologist at UpMyStreet.com, London Programming, design, site architecture, usability and stuff for the UpMyStreet website and public- and private-sector clients such as SomersetOnLine. |
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2002 | Oct Nov Dec | |||||||||
Burning Man 2002 | Jul Sep | |||||||||
Haddock Blogs | ||||||||||
Witham, Essex | Walton | Jan Mar | ||||||||
2001 | SimonMortimer.com | Nov | ||||||||
Burning Man 2001 | Aug Sep | |||||||||
Haddock Review | ||||||||||
Freelance web work | Feb | |||||||||
2000 | Houston, Texas | MS in Studies of the Future at University of Houston-Clear Lake It seemed like a good idea when I was sick of London and websites I didn’t care about. It was certainly an experience. I learned a lot and you can see some of the papers I wrote. |
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Enron Field, Clear Lake, Houston | Jul Aug | |||||||||
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Byliner.com | SXSW | Mar | ||||||||
1999 | Amsterdam | |||||||||
Clapham, London | Deputy Editor of Capital Radio’s websites Too, too long. The shallow fun of meeting stars didn’t make up for having to listen to Capital FM all day. |
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1998 | Life drawings | |||||||||
1997 |
Webmaster at Syzygy It was OK. But everyone else ran away about the same time I did. I cobbled stuff together for sites such as Cartoon Network UK, Excite UK, Pepsi UK, the V&A, Whiskas, Wilkinson Sword and WPP. |
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Burning Man 1997 | ||||||||||
Haddock Directory | ||||||||||
User Interface Design evening classes at London Guildhall University | ||||||||||
1996 | Alpha Geek at Wired UK I blagged a job as sysadmin and they were crazy days when any job title seemed possible. I couldn’t believe I had a job at Wired, and it was all thanks to v1.0 going pear shaped. It was like this only more English and I’ve yet to enjoy a job as much as the first few months there. But eventually v2.0 also disappeared. The new economy is so fickle. |
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1995 | ||||||||||
Bristol | Page Layout Artist, Bristol Evening Post Part-time, scalpel, hot wax, black tape. |
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French and German evening courses at various times while in Bristol. | ||||||||||
Modelmaker at Aardman Animations Freelance, and more off than on, but it was fun. Made models for TV ads for Chevron, Lurpak, Weetos, and a couple of days on A Close Shave. |
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1994 | ||||||||||
Freelance Illustrator I made £100 from one illustration in GQ. |
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1993 | ||||||||||
BA Graphics & Illustration at UWE Had a great time, and loved Bristol which was why I stayed. Made lots of friends; made many stupidly arty (as opposed to good) things; wimped out and avoided too many parties; learnt a lot; did some paintings rather than spend my time on those nasty computers; went on an amazing mystery field trip to Berlin, Innsbruck, Venice and Bognor Regis; learnt about old Dutch paintings; discovered how much I enjoy movies; made many, many things out of mounting board; discovered how much I enjoy going to gigs; got drunk; cycled up and down hills. |
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1992 | Work experience at a couple of theatres sometime during college. | |||||||||
Odd bits of nasty industrial temping during these years. | ||||||||||
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Crittall factory | ||||||||||
1990 | ||||||||||
Witham, Essex | La Defense | |||||||||
Foundation Course at Braintree College I learned how to create things other than the small black and white pen drawings of which I had previously been so proud. |
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Witham Sixth Form Centre | ||||||||||
For a while around these years, I worked on Saturdays, and some holidays, at Witham Library. | ||||||||||
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For some time round about here, I delivered the Yellow Advertiser after school on Fridays. | The Rickstones School | |||||||||
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Templars Junior School | ||||||||||
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Chipping Hill Infants School | ||||||||||
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