2020-03-17 (Tuesday)

@specialistsub Thanks so much for this - it’s been lovely.

@frijole Indeed, and the sub!

At a tiny self-isolating gig in the kitchen, courtesy of @specialistsub records.

I suppose it’s handy when you can just copy a debunking URL from one WhatsApp group to another as you play Whack-a-mole with virus rumours.

@ThreeUKSupport I’m glad the work is sorted but the same again today - Internet up and down on mobile broadband, OK on phone. Why does it keep stopping? And, yes, we always try resetting the device.

Airlines and casinos just just learn to save better, get a second job, and maybe forgo that expensive Starbucks coffee instead of asking taxpayers for free stuff.

If people/companies/governments don't stop issuing statements as tiny images on Twitter I'm going to get very angry. Put statements on web pages and link to them so everyone can read them.

Quarantine sucks in a house that's haunted because a message suddenly appears in blood saying "YOU USUALLY LEAVE AT 7:45."