2018-05-12 (Saturday)
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@EuroLunch2018 👋
@Alby Every year until the end of time.
Jesus, what did we do to upset Europe?
@spaceboy Yeah. And he makes it seem deceptively effortless.
It’s amazing how much better Graham Norton is than whoever was doing the #Eurovision semi-finals. You’d think the gap between him and the second-best of all possible options would be smaller.
@mildlydiverting Isn’t it just.
@spaceboy Yeah. Although the election would barely be getting started now. And needs better outfits.
It seems a bit bonkers that bloody #Eurovision is still, for me, the only time in the year that Twitter is all real-time, shared experience, chatty like this.
"On the 25th of May new rules mean you will no longer receive emails from us please take a moment to sign up aga-"
@spaceboy We just said the same. There’s a lot of un-cleavage this year.
Portuguese Spice. Other Portuguese Spice. Third Portugese Spice and Portugeser Spice. #Eurovision
@spaceboy We shall never speak of this again.
All the crazy science fiction outfits look less silly than the too-short trousers and no socks fashion. #Eurovision
After Brexit, Australia should totally take the piss by applying for EU membership. #aus
Scary Vikingness kind of undermined by just stamping up and down on a shiny stage. #den
Thomas Dolby has let himself gay. #Eurovision
There’s a lot of dressing as if from a cancelled 1980s science fiction series. #Eurovision
Lots of purple lights… maybe a bit of yellow too would make a good colour scheme… #GBR
@tomcoates Does the broadcast take a bit longer to reach you?
#nor looks like the life and soul of the party. Unbearable.
@mildlydiverting Bienvenue!
Didn’t someone have a massive dress like that a year or two ago? #est
@EuroLunch2018 I don’t know how he cycled in that.
Like a goth to a flame. #Eurovision
I can barely remember the cold and hateful world that existed before the make-a-heart-with-your-hands symbol was invented.
Watching Eurovision. Hello everyone.
The City of London’s important Policy and Resources Committee has 30 members: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…
Nine of them list ‘freemason’ or ‘masonic’ as interests: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…
Here are the City of London’s councillors ordered by the number of committees they serve on: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…
And the same but only councillors listing ‘freemason’ or ‘masonic’ as interests: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…
In theory the City of London’s councillors aren’t party-political. Here are the members’ interests including…
“conservative” city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15… (15 members)
“labour” city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15… (12)
“liberal” city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15… (3)
(out of 125 total members)
Liked tweets
No-one’s tits are on talking terms tonight. It’s like centrist tit politics have evaporated, just leaving the far left and far right.
Jesus, what did we do to upset Europe?
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That Google robot chat thing sounds great but restaurants and hairdressers were the wrong places to choose for showing it off. Independent businesses aren’t the ones I don’t want to talk to. Let’s see it cancel my Comcast account.
I'm not sure this camouflage thing has been thought through properly.
