2017-03-26 (Sunday)

@simonw Blimey, well done! Compliments of Synchrony Financial.

@russelldavies The campaign starts here! I’ll write a blog. #banhashtags #hashtagban

@wildonion By using English?

I’d probably vote for a politician who promised to ban hashtags, necessary ones or otherwise.

BRAIN: hey whachya doin
ME: nothing just relaxing
BRAIN: would u like to think about all of ur failures
ME: what no
BRAIN: and away we go

making averages from videos of people playing grand theft auto on youtube