2015-03-16 (Monday)

@tomcoates Blessed are those who tweet and slack for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied.

Ahhh, do you see, ahhhhhhh. Ahhhhh.

@jkottke I fear it's the wearer's increasing age that, somehow, transforms any jeans into Dad jeans.

@tomcoates A tweet in time saves nine.

@tomcoates Tweets are short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience deceptive, judgment difficult.

@genmon Lex Luthor got his start by writing a letter to 'Which?' about trying to get his Indesit washing machine fixed under warranty.

Word choice.
@BBCNews: "had a writing career with the pen name Michael Green"
@Channel4News: "ran a get-rich-quick scheme under a pseudonym"