2012-05-26 (Saturday)

@tedmills Englebert Humperdink came second-to-last.

@antimega Yes, an embarrassed, awkward silence followed here. Oh, and back to earth with the news. Ouch.

A good way to end a long career, coming second-to-last in the Eurovision Song Contest.

"Well, we won in a way."

I want to move to Finland.

Really don't understand Serbia doing so well.

If you could power a nation on sincerity...

@rex3000 YO!

Help.

I'm not sure if turning the lyric subtitles on makes it better or worse. The better/worse scale is so messed up in Eurovision.

@blech @holgate Yes, Twitter and in-room commentary do make Graham Norton seem very tame, cautious and unfunny.

I want one of the on screen warnings to say "Contains swearing, nudity, drug use and extreme violence."

@rex3000 I love opreshun.

One of the later Azerbaijan interludes will show off their glorious political prisoners, the envy of the world.

I'm so getting a wind machine for the office.

@rex3000 Wotcha!

@phl I've made it!

And I appear to now have a page on German Wikipedia: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Gyfo… Not for long, I suspect, but still.

Successfully organised and survived a walk and lunch for Pepys’ Diary readers. Phew. Now, relax.

@danhon I did all that without an electronic device telling me stuff about exercising. I’m doing it wrong.

I think that's the first week I've managed my complete set of three swims, two runs, and one yoga.

This says everything you need to know about Eurovision : img.ly/iKLR

Had the rare honour of watching NASA engineers put the moon in position last night.