2012-04-05 (Thursday)

@secretbean Put each quotation mark in ironic quotation marks. That should clear things up.

@tomtaylor Or am I?!

@mattsheret @infovore @russelldavies @stml @tomtaylor Terrett, surely?

@infovore @russelldavies Can we organise a race between a pedalo, NESTA and Soviet collective farming? It’d be a good ‘Top Gear’ special.

@pixellent [Joke about Little Printer]

@chrislunch We have a computer evolving a better sign but it’s currently stuck in a loop and the sign now looks like a map of Ant Attack.

Right, updated my film director fan site, now I can start the day’s work. #OtherIdeasThatSeemedGoodADecadeAgo

@iamdanw They are Googling salad.

IF YOU PRESS THE BUZZER FOR ‘RIG’ THEN, NO, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND ‘MOO PRINT’.