2009-04-02 (Thursday)

The excellent Newswipe has driven my already despairing despair at the news and the world to new depths. Hope he highlights good stuff 1 day

Also, am thinking of introducing an administration charge to companies who pay me by cheque. Join us in the 21st century, plenty of room!

If anyone wants to riot against the banks' insistence on taking three working days to pay a cheque in, I'm right behind you.

Woke up five minutes before first strenuous exercise in a month: yoga. I am a creaking, weak, stiff and broken old man. But calm.