“starfish and coffee”, you’re assuming a (perhaps ill-judged) throwaway comment for the purpose of amusement is representative of an action I’d take in the real world.
I’ll certainly think more carefully before I write something like that in future — so thank you for calling it to my attention — but maybe you could also refrain from thinking you know all about a person after reading a short piece by them.
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