Phil Gyford

I saw that poster on my way to work this morning and I could have sworn Kirsten Dunst was hugely pregnant - her back seems to disappear into the background leaving her stomach looking massively distended. Now that’d be a movie. Not only is she spunky and difficult, but also 8 months pregnant! And Paul Bettany isn’t sure if he or the working class cockeny ballboy is the father! (It brings a whole new meaning to “tennis seeding”.) And Kirsten simply must win Wimbledon, not only for her pride, but also so she can use the prize money to help cure her father, who’s been at death’s door since mother was killed in a freak tennis ball machine accident while raising spunky young Kirsten to be a future number one tennis ace!

Anyway, why release this now when Wimbledon finished weeks ago?