2014-11-25 (Tuesday)

@phl True. I didn't realise quite how technically accurate Amazon's marketing slogans were.

@bowbrick I tried tearing the pages out and dramatically throwing them off the balcony but it just went "thunk".

This Kindle book "Contains Real Page Numbers". First page of text is "Page vii of 486". Second is "Page 1 of 486". Cover is "Loc 1 of 6692".

@worldchampyon I think it's the Straits of Gibraltar. Or, maybe used to mean the Mediterranean generally. pepysdiary.com/encyclopedia/3…

@worldchampyon Foy: "A feast given by one who is about to leave a place." pepysdiary.com/encyclopedia/5…

@alexforey Yeah, posts like this seem designed to trick some people into thinking they're real, rather than actually being funny.

@alexforey I assume it's a joke. Only, a joke without anything funny in it.

Uh, I wrote this and saw it retweeted into my feed so I guess maybe I should just post a copy?