Comments I've posted on other sites
Thanks! I owe the world some writing.
The descendants of today's high flyers will be known as soggybottoms.
Tribunal computers will mine and crunch the creaking databases of Tripit, Dopplr, petrol stations and the supermarkets of the time.
Come the flood, the height above sea level of peoples' homes might be determined by their CO2 emissions in the early 21st century.
Hangover thresholds are much lower than they used to be. I blame the recession. And cuts. And Clegg. And Boris. This pasty against them all.